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Thy Creed of Naughtiness
Heed these words or fear the wrath of those who serve the Misty Realms, for forgiveness
does not come hand in hand with this crime. Thou shall be banned by IP forever more,
with thy accounts deleted. No good may come of these deeds, nor is their nature desired
within these realms.
Thy Creed of Nature
As each creature is created and born into this world with naught but their skin and fur,
so do thy Masters understand that as artists we sometimes wish to convey this message
within our works. If thy Original Artwork shall contain any of our god given jewels, we
ask that thy work is done in a tasteful manner and that thy jewels are not the
dominating force of thy art.
We also decree that in thy heading, thou shall place the phrase [SENSITIVE NATURE] among
thy title. If any master or servant shall decree that a piece of work is bordering on
pornography, thy picture will be removed and a warning shall be sent to thy account. If
thee are unsure of the nature of thy work, kindly ask a Administrator to take a look at
it before posting.
Thy Creed of The Profane
These words should touch thee in the form of common sense and basic etiquette. If you
are above common sense, then please use uncommon sense. Most importantly, thou shall
never use the name of Eluso in vain, no matter the reason.
The direction of profanity towards thy other members will not be tolerated. Wraths may
vary depending on the nature of thy wording and should not hold sway in thy words. Be
free of this vice. If you feel you have been wronged, step away from the temptation, and
ask thy questions to one of the Masters or their Servants.
Those who serve the Misty Realms are not inconsiderate, and understand that the creative
mind must sometimes step into a world others might find offensive. To thee we offer this
compromise but be thou warned; this compromise only applies to those who present
offerings of writing. Thy work is thy own and shall be respected as such: none may
change or edit it without thy express permission. However, it is the moderator’s
right to ask thee to include this appendage when necessary to thy Title:
[SENSITIVE WORDING]. Thou shoudst acceed to these wishes that all may live in peace.
This creed is laid before thee in good faith. We ask only that thou walk this path with
great care, for forgiveness of multiple calamities of this nature will be hard earned.
Live this covenant, and others will walk it with thee; respect others, and in turn they
shall respect thee.
Thy Creed of Brethren
The two moons hung above the night sky, full and beautiful, creating an air of awe over
the world. Their brother, the sun, did grow jealous of his sisters, and rose before they
were across the sky.
As creatures coming from the many realms of the Outer Lands, and passing through the
gateways, thus gaining individual and unique knowledge, we also can feel tendencies of
jealousy and the need to strike out verbally at one another. Friends, old and new, thy
masters kindly ask that all refrain from striking out against one another as it angers
the waters of the Divine Circle who feel the collective Emotion of all. As it was in the
beginning it is now still, for we may not all find common purpose and our paths may lead
us in different directions. Let us find a mutual respect for each other no matter our
differences; for the Sun offers beauty that the two moons cannot and the moons offer
beauty that the sun cannot. So it shall be with us.
In the event that one who passes through the gateway does not refrain from striking out
against someone within the Misty Realms, including any Servant of the Divine Circle,
their attacks will not be tolerated. Nothing is gained in these actions, save letting
loose the wrath of the Divine Circle. A warning shall thus be marked against thy person.
If thou should proceed to continue thy attacks, warnings shall continue to be marked
until thee has reached the number three. Upon reaching the number three, thy person
shall be cast back into the Outer Lands for one week. After one week’s time, thee
may pass back through the gateway back into the Misty Realms. If thou should continue
again with thy attacks, thou shall be cast forevermore into the Outer Lands. These lands
strive continually to offer a community of sharing, growth, and fellowship. Such
activities can, in the end, be detrimental to all. If thee should become angered with
writings within these halls, walk away from the writing and leave it for others to bear
witness to.
If thee believes the person who wrote such a posting was in the wrong, click thee on the
“Report to Moderator” link located on the bottom-right side of the post and notify the Servants of the Divine
Circle. If at any time thee feels that thee or someone else within the Misty Realms is
being harassed, please contact one of the Servants of the Divine Circle. They will
gather together and consider the events in question.
Thy Creed of the Accounts
Thus it was proclaimed from above; “attention Wal-Mart shoppers.” What was
proclaimed I know not, for I paid no attention. So we consulted the Book of Armaments,
and it says this about thy number of accounts:
“Thou shall only have one account; no more no less. One shall be the number of each
user’s accounts, and the number of accounts each user may have shall be one. Not
two, nor zero, but one, which will be after zero and yet before two. Three is right out.
Once the number one, being the first number, be reached, then shalt thou come forth into
the Misty Realms to share in thy glory.” Thus it was written to keep down the
confusion, and the size of the database.
Thy Creed of Destruction & Doom
Upon the 29th day of April, thy servant Aiki was leading the creative out of the lands
of Mordor to the Misty Realms. As we, the Servants and Masters, stood upon the great
parking lot of Safeway, these two decalogues we delivered unto us by a Dominoes delivery
man, for whom none of us had expected. Of all that has come, no words can describe the
importance of this creed. For thou shall be broken for violations to this creed and
there is neither forgiveness nor salvation.
- No words from any posts contained within the halls of the Misty Realms may be used,
published, or reproduced elsewhere by any means without the expressed written permission
of the author of that post.
- None of the original material posted within the halls of the Misty Realms may be
gathered or compiled for further publication or reproduction of any kind without the
expressed written consent of the authors.
Thus ends The Book of Choice.
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